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It’s funny the way things work out, yeah?
This morning began as most others on this tour....early. After rising and packing the port, I went down to breakfast, to share a last meal with my tour family. I believe some long-lasting friendships have been forged on this trip. We will test that theory at the end of the meal, as each of us returns to our birthplace, to continue the free life our ancestors have earned on our behalf.
I said goodbye to Rosco the Elder, Jan, Patrick and Aleta and many others and strode out of the hotel with one last conquer in mind. I joined the queue to mount the Eiffel Tower at 8:30am, 30 mins before opening time, and already I am 50m down the line. My travel colleagues had regaled varying tales of having to wait up to three and a half hours to gain entry, but in reality, within one hour I was lift-bound up the steel structure. As you ascend the tower, you appreciate the strength of the steel infrastructure. In places, it seems almost flimsy, yet it has stood for more than a hundred years and its lifts take thousands of sight-seers to the summit every day. I spent an hour atop the tower, wandering around and around, awestruck by the spectacle below. I took snaps from all angles of the compass, and I hope the resultant photo appeals.
Having written my name in the imaginary tower attendance registry, I returned to the Novotel, gathered my belongings and checked out. I hailed a taxi from the nearby rank, and it dawned on me that my journey home had commenced. It would be 38 hours before my head would hit the pillow again.
When I got to Gare du Nord, I was almost relieved at how easy it was to enter the building. I had been expecting an army of hawkers to be guarding the access, but my fears were unfounded. There were a couple of people offering to provide me with a trolley, and once politely declined, that was it. I had arrived at the station early on purpose, hoping to recover a book that I had stupidly left on the train to France, but the Lost Property Office had no record of it. I was fortunate to have had a second copy presented to me by its author, Mat McLachlan, during my tour, so the loss was not a complete devastation. Still, it would have been nice to have the original signed copy.
Gare du Nord is a beehive of activity. Not only does the Eurostar stop there, but the entire Parisian train system is centred on it. There are tracks heading everywhere. Around midday, I sat in a waiting area, dislodged my heavy backpack and sat down to wait for my 3:13pm train. I began to read a recently purchased book about the Western Front, and noticed the family next to me had recognised it. They told me they were from Melbourne, and a dialogue began. It turns out that I was talking with an army man who had been touring the WW1 battlefields with his family. He has been doing so since 1989, and his wife and teenage children are equally enthused. Incredibly, he has offered to help me in my search for knowledge about Mervyn & James. He has already given me pointers on where to go within the Australian War Memorial site, and believes he can assist me in my search for greater detail. I’ll be in contact with him as soon as he returns to Australia in August.
Being the consummate European traveller by now, you’d think I’d be on my game, but when it came to boarding time, I failed. I marched out on the platform with the plebs looking for coach 4, and I am reading the small numbers as I make my way along the train. They are out of order, but I persist. I finally reach the coach bearing the number 4, but it is the first coach behind the locomotive, and I am naturally confused. Still, I haul my luggage on board, stow it and find seat 31. Of course, it only takes a short while before the rightful owner of “Coach 1 Seat 31” arrives to claim her prize, and I find myself ousted. Panicked, I realise I have to retrieve my luggage and find my proper seat, tout suite. There’s a continuous influx of passengers into coach 1, and a friendly English voice behind me suggests that I should consider running down the interior corridor to exit at coach 2, run back and retrieve my bag, and then find my way to coach 4. I followed this advice, only to find that I am now under stringent time restrictions. I forced my way back onto coach 1, dragged my bag out and must have jostled other passengers, given the suppressed comments I heard from behind. As I ran along the platform, I heard the PA announcing that the train was about to depart. Now, it’s a heart-in-mouth affair, and I sprint along the platform. I reach the door for the “real” coach 4, and fling my case aboard, followed closely by myself, and the train rolls away almost instantaneously. The beads on the brow are plentiful, and the chest is heaving, but I nonchalantly stow the bag, and make my way to my seat. That friendly English voice belonged to Adam, and he and I had a couple of beers in the refreshments car and laughed off the episode. The French and English countryside is absolutely beautiful, and we rock and roll our way to London.
Arriving at St. Pancras, I am only too aware of what lies next.......I think. I make my way to the ticket counter and request a ticket to London Paddington. The attendant asks where I am going, and tells me there is a direct service to Heathrow from St. Pancras/Kings Cross for £4.50, something which the ticket sellers from a fortnight earlier had failed to mention. Since I had already purchased a return ticket from Paddington, I declined and pressed onward. In the intervening 10 days since I had been in the London Underground, the escalator issue appears not to have been addressed. I lug my case up and down platforms till I get where I believe I am where I should be. A Circle Line train appears and I join the throng to board. I hurl my suitcase onto the train just as the doors slam shut on it. Immediately, I shove my shoulders and elbows into the gap and attempt to pry the doors open so I can gain access as well. There is no give and just as I am about to wave goodbye to my belongings, the door opens, and I quickly grab it and dive aboard, making sure the backpack I am toting gets through before the deadly doors slam shut again. London Underground: 0/10
Finally, I made my way to London Heathrow, and almost effortlessly, checked my case and secured my seat home. In the departures hall, I downed a beer and ordered a meal of chips only to be informed that I needed a table before I could be served. I didn’t have a table and they lost my patronage shortly thereafter. The trip from London was highly anticipated, since it was on an Airbus A380. I was to be disappointed simply because the size of the plane does not mean any greater room for the economy traveller. A 13-hour flight will be a pain in the back, neck, legs, etc just as it would on a Sopwith Camel. As with the trip to the UK, this flight was done in darkness and with window shades down. And let it be known that seat 67H on the A380 and 29G on the A330 have reduced feet space. Yes, I am four for four with picking crap seats on airplanes. Fortunately, the wait in Singapore is minimal and I am on my final leg home.
On touching down in Perth, the enormity of my journey hits home. I am the first son of the Ross family to return from France. Our boys took weeks on a ship and then months in Egypt before they arrived in France, whereas we can fly in and out from Australia nowadays , with no hassle.
I am home now......looking forward to catching up with family and friends, and craving the lamb roast. I wish Mervyn & James could have experienced the same.